"Hs," sed H /gamp, in a skIkI vqs not At Yl prapYrSnd t H sFz v its grEt bodI, "z H mOst noval ekspIrIans F evar hard v. H lAst TiN F rimembar distiNktlI z wYkN TrM H fYrist n hIrN a lQd nqz. samTiN probablI kild mI Hn, n i sartanlI Yt t hAv bin H end v mI. jet hIr F Am, alFv agen, wiT fYr monscras wiNz n a bodI wic F vencar t sE wUd mEk enI rispektabal Animal Yr fQl wIp wiT SEm t On. wat daz i Yl mIn? Am F a /gamp, Yr Am F a JagarnYt?" H krIcar, Az i spOk, wigald its cin wiskarz in a vErI komikal mAnar.
"jY'r Jast a /TiN," Ansard /tip, "wiT a /gamp's hed on i. n wI hAv mEd jM n brYt jM t lFf sO Ht jM mE kErI as TrM H Er wErevar wI wiS t gO."
"vErI gUd!" sed H TiN. "Az F Am not a /gamp, F kn not hAv a /gamp's prFd Yr independnt spIrit. sO F mE Az wel bikam jYr sarvant Az enITiN els. mF OnlI sAtisfAkSn z Ht F d not sIm t hAv a vErI scroN konstitMSn, n Am not lFklI t liv loN in a stEt v slEvarI."
"dOn't sE Ht, F beg v jM!" krFd H /tin /wUdmAn, hMz eksalent hyrt waz scroNlI afektd bF Hs sAd spIc. "r jM not fIlN wel tadE?"
"O, Az f Ht," ritarnd H /gamp, "i z mF farst dE v egzistans; sO F kn not JaJ weHar F Am fIlN wel Yr il." n i wEvd its brMm tEl t n frO in a pensiv mAnar.
"kam, kam!" sed H /skErkrO, kFndlI, "d crF t b mYr cIrfal n tEk lFf Az jM fFnd i. wI SAl b kFnd mAstarz, n wil scrFv t rendar jYr egzistans Az plezant Az posibal. r jM wilN t kErI as TrM H Er wErevar wI wiS t gO?"
"sartanlI," Ansard H /gamp. "F grEtlI prifar t nAvigEt H Er. f SUd F crAval on H arT n mIt wiT wan v HF On spISIz, mF embErasmnt wUd b samTiN Yfal!"
"F kn aprISIEt Ht," sed H /tin /wUdmAn, simpaTetiklI.
"n jet," kntinjMd H /TiN, "wen F kErfalI lUk jM Ovar, mF mAstarz, nan v jM sImz t b kanscraktd mac mYr yrtistiklI Hn F Am."
"apIransz r disItfal," sed H /wogal-/bag, arnistlI. "F Am bOT /hFlI /mAgnifFd n /TarOlI /eJjMkEtd."
"indId!" marmard H /gamp, indifarantlI.